I'm sorry, I just can't help it!!!

From the 10 Spot on SI.com.

"Reader submission from Joe in Rochester, N.Y.: 'The plans for the Patriots to play a preseason game in China were scrapped. Ever conscious about population control, the Chinese were worried about allowing Tom Brady into the country.' Well played, Joe."

Oh snap!

"The New York Daily News is reporting that youthful Giants quarterback Eli Manning got engaged Tuesday night. Eli needed to move fast while there were still women available who hadn't been impregnated by Tom Brady."

From the SI article by Pete McEntegart here.

Oh no you didn't!